Summary
Venak: Please don’t hurt us? We means yous no harms!
Valk: Who are you? And why are you here?
Venak: I’m Venak!
Skorp: And I’m Skorp!
Venak: We’re the
Skorp: Charau-ka brothers!
Valk: Do you speak Common?
Skorp: Common?
Valk: A bit far from home, aren’t you? This isn’t Mwangi.
Venak: We are VERY common!
Skorp: Yes!
Skorp: Our brave leader led us here to um…
Venak: SHHH!!!
Skorp: Yes, um, brave leader Malarunk is awesome.
Venak: Uh huh.
Venak: Awesome!
Valk: Malarunk is… not this one on the ground there?
Skorp: Pffft… that blubbo is…
Venak: Was
Skorp: Werrt!
Venak: We forced to fight with them, 'cause they
Skorp: Also revere the great one
Venak: Dahak!
Skorp: Dahak! nods vigorously
Valk: Hm, I see. So Malarunk serves Dahak?
Venak: We are all Cinderclaws
Skorp: Followers of Dahak!
Venak: There are many Cinderclaws! MANYU!
Skorp: We came through glorious portal.
Venak: nods We invade all the lands.
Valk: The portal is here, then?
Skorp: We dig into your homes!
Venak: We destroy all!
Valk: I see. Tell me about Malarunk. What is your leader like?
Skorp: nods Destroy ALL.
Venak: Malarunk like us!
Skorp: nods Charau-ka
Venak: He will unleash Dahak and destroy all!
Valk: He’s a Charau-Ka? Is he big and strong?
Skorp: nods Big!
Venak: nods Strong!
Valk: So where is your leader now? Maybe I should talk to him.
Venak: Um…
Skorp: Er…
Venak: He’s sheepish not here…
Skorp: nods Yeah, he below
Venak: But he big and strong and
Skorp: will Unleash Dahak and destroy all!
Valk: Below as in further down? Or is he on the other side of the portal?
Venak: Stupid, portal is below
Skorp: Yeah stupid!
Valk: Malarunk!
Skorp: He destroy all!
Valk: So… if you release Dahak and he destroys all, won’t that mean he destroys you too? Do you want to be destroyed?
Venak: smile Glory!
Skorp: smile Worthy!
Valk: Huh. Okay, what’s in this door behind me?
Venak: Um… big hairy.
Skorp: Bad hairy.
Venak: Malarunk will open elf portal and Dahak will come and burn everything!
Valk: How about the door behind him? points to Huulm
Skorp: Even the big mean hairy!
Skorp: No one.
Venak: Um… he mean’s nothing.
Skorp: nods eagerly Yeah, nothing.
Valk: So you won’t mind if I go in there and look?
Skorp: simian shrug Dahak will destroy all.
Venak: nods Destroy!
Valk: So what else is there in this place? Tell me about it.
Skorp: We stole this place points at ground from stoopid Goblins.
Venak: nods Yeah, stoopid!
Skorp: laughs
Venak: East is baaad. Little dolly killed couple blobbos.
Skorp: Stupid blobbos, but Cinderclaw blobbos, so not bad I guess.
Valk: What is “little dolly”?
Venak: nods thoughtfully Yeah, guess not bad for blobbos.
Skorp: simian shrug Stupid dolly, small, killed blobbos, we ran.
Venak: nods Ran!
Valk: And what are blobbos? This thing? points to dead frog guy
Skorp: If Malarunk here, he’d smash dolly - POW! - and then unleash Dahak to destroy all!
Venak: nods Destroy all!
Skorp: nods Yeah stupid blobbo kicks the dead boggard
Venak: Hey!
Venak: You kick Cinderclaw, eventhough he blobbo!
Skorp: Oh… sorry.
Venak: You stoopid sometime!
Valk: Are there any other Cinderclaws here besides Charau-Ka and blobbos?
Skorp: Malarunk don’t need more!
Valk: Did you bring those birds that were in the main hall?
Venak: We brought Grauladons but they lost
Skorp: Lost
Venak: Went upstairs, then stairs broke.
Skorp: Broke!
Skorp: Can’t go down to Malarunk.
Venak: nods He destroy all!
Valk: You brought more than 1 grauladon?
Skorp: Yeah! Three holds up two fingers
Venak: nods two fingers Four!
Skorp: Stupid, it was three! two fingers
Valk: Did you bring warg pups with you?
Venak: Oh… yeah, three.
Skorp: You stoopid sometime.
Skorp: Whats warg pup?
Venak: They good to eat?
Skorp: Hey, those are ours!
Venak: Yeah!
Valk: Not anymore. You surrendered.
Skorp: Stoopid! If you pick up weapon they attack us!
Venak: Oh yeah.
Skorp: You can have weapons. Dahak destroy you all anyway.
Rockie: Giant wolf like creature
Valk: What’s through the east door in the main hall? The big 3-doors where one is broken?
Skorp: Stoopid! Little dolly!
Venak: Yeah, little dolly! Duh.
Valk: And what about the 3 halls leading south from there?
Skorp: to Venak These guys stoopid, maybe that’s why Dahak will destroy them all.
Venak: Stoopid! Dahak will destroy all 'cause Malarunk will release him and destroy everything!
Skorp: South?
Venak: What’s south?
Valk: points south That direction.
Skorp: shrug
Valk: So which way goes to Malarunk?
Skorp: Stupid, he down!
Venak: Down!
Skorp: Stairs broken 'cause of Grauladons! Stoopid!
Valk: Is there any other way down?
Venak: simian shrug
Skorp: Don’t matter, we dig tunnel to your homes and then destroy all!
Venak: nods Destroy all!
Valk: Hm. How many other Charau-Ka are with you here?
Venak: holds up all fingers on both hands Six!
Skorp: Stoopid! There’s only fifteen!
Valk: Where are they?
Venak: You can’t count to fifteen!
Skorp: Maybe, but I can count bigger than you!
Venak: Not overthere points east
Skorp: nods Nope. They not there.
Valk: I understand. How about blobbos? How many of them are with you?
Venak: does math on fingers holds up six fingers Eleven!
Skorp: Yep, eleven! nods
Venak: We um, leave now?
Skorp: nods Leave?
Valk: Instead, how would you two like to show us around this lovely place?
Venak: We would hate it, but you are in a dilemna of what to do with us 'cause y’all are good and we’re obviously evil nihilistic cultists that want to watch the world burn.
Skorp: nods hate it nods world burn!
Valk: You would hate it, but would you do it?
Venak: Oh hells no!
Valk: We would love to see this place that is going to bring back Dahak.
Skrop: Nope!