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Niiiice. Bertās speaking my wavelength.
Thatās gonna be the song that plays on repeat when Bert and his kind rebel against humanity and wage a war against us to end their enslavement.
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Reminds me of the old joke, What do the Argos, Blue Jays, and Maple Leafs have in common? None of them plays hockey!
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I had to laugh when I saw this posted elsewhere, but for everyone in OTG who understands computerese, and especially our IT folks, here is a laugh for you:
The term Iāve heard is āPICNICā (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer)
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Also referred to as a PEBCAK:
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
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Keyboard Actuator Failure.
Reseat Actuator, apply sufficient amount of high voltage until problem recurrence rate is zero.
Suggest procuring replacement Keyboard Actuator.
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@Jadowyn. There was an old story my parents loved to tell: When mama was still dating my father, she drove an old junker car. It was acting funny, but naturally she couldnāt describe in mechanical terms so the mechanics just blew her off. One day she was fussing about it again and the mechanic told her āAināt nothing wrong with that car but the loose nut behind the wheel.ā Mama called my father hysterical because she thought the steering wheel was going to come off while she was driving it āand the mechanics wouldnāt fix itā. Took him a while to calm her down and explain.
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Oh myā¦reminds me of the time my dad and husband (newly wed) were working on dadās old sports car. Mom asked if there was anything she could help with and without blinking, my dad said yes. She could check with the neighbors to see if anyone had any wire stretchers.
Mom promptly went off to check. She combed the neighborhood and when she returned she reported that she could not find anyone who had such a tool. Meantime both men were making faces because I was standing there wondering what the hell they thought was so funny.
Some years later, dad explained it to me and I was furious that he duped mom like that. And of course that brought up the story of how she did react once she found out. You could have cut her Australian accent with a butter knifeā¦you see, when she got angry, she reverted to her native vocabulary and accent. We knew when we had to run because of thatā¦but I donāt think dad quite realized it until she threw the iron at him (she missed) but he got the message loud and clear.
Family drama at its finest needs to be recorded for posterity.!!! 
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Jokes on him?
Anyone familiar with barb wire fencing is familiar with a wire stretcher.
Yes but not for car wires, which is what they were working on at the time.
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Uphill! Both ways!
Meanwhile Legolas just walks on top of the snow. If Iād been one of the hobbits, Iād have been pelting him with snowballs.
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