Funny tweets summing up "Alone Time" for parents

I am a parent, albeit much older than those experiencing the need for alone time during this covid 19 epidemic. But let me tell you, I definitely can relate. Kudos to the humor provided for us…

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/tweets-parents-alone-time-094500838.html

Oh and here is a real gem:

[8 AM]
Wife [walking into living room]: What time did you get up?
Me: 5 AM.
Wife: But it’s the weekend! WHY SO EARLY?!
Me [sipping coffee]: I’ve had 3 kid-free hours of silence.
Wife:
Me:
Wife: Why didn’t you wake me?

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I see why he didn’t wake her. She screams 1/3 of the time.

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