You know your old when…
Your wife makes a sexual innuendo and it takes you several seconds to get it.
Foreplay means your wife does not immediately put on the cpap machine when coming to bed.
You can’t remember the last time you ran… for anything!
You goto the store and you forget your mask and your wallet!
You begin a task and forget to finish it… wait nope doesnt count that is ADD.
Anyone else??
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Alphea
March 16, 2021, 4:04pm
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Ehm what was the question ?
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You have a favorite spatula…and get upset when it breaks (this was literally me this week).
You walk into the kitchen to get something, but can’t remember what it was. So you go to the living room, grab a book and start reading until your spouse screams at you that the steaks are burning again!
Myth
March 17, 2021, 6:49pm
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OMG - from the first list I was old 30 years ago - minus the whole wife part.
When you are talking to someone younger:
Every movie you mention they’re talking about the remake in the last five years. You’re talking about the original 30, 40, or 50 years ago.
While you know exactly what Tik Tok, Instagram, etc. are you maintain the quizzical dog look to shorten the foray into Madness.
You suppress the personal urge to understand whether their family, spouses, and friends being discussed are male, female, singular, or plural.
Your bathroom has enough powders, creams, and ointments to think that you may indeed be an Alchemist both in game and out.
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Chamir
March 22, 2021, 3:43am
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When I realized how much I like flannel.
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Taff
March 23, 2021, 3:01am
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Ladies…the first time you have a young person give you their seat on a full bus
And there’s…the first time you get called m’am
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When you have turned into your parents.
Chamir
March 24, 2021, 10:43am
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When I realized how much I miss rotary phones, and lps, and tubes, oh boy do I miss tubes
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Kamin
March 26, 2021, 10:16pm
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Old is anyone more than 10 years older than you. Young is anyone 10 years younger than you. This scale slides your whole life.
Chamir
March 27, 2021, 5:06am
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George Carlin once said younger women are always beautiful and so the problem is the older we get the more beautiful women there are and the less we can do to satisfy them.
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